So I'm not really great at the whole twitter thing (www.Twitter.com/SometingSpecial) I sign in read the updates maybe say something funny or enlightening and then forget to sign back in for a day or so. One thing I do like is the trending topics. They had one a couple weeks ago: #DearFutureWife and all the guys I follow were going in. Of course the women started tweeting #DearFutureHusband. I didn't jump on the bandwagon then but this week I've been updating my BBM status with mini-notes to my future husband to the delight of my BBM friends. I decided I'd do a mini post (Yayyyy finally not long winded! lol) and give you guys a glimpse into my future marriage. Some are jokes, some are sincere, all are worthy of my future husband's attention... Hope he's reading :-)
#DearFutureHusband Love me as if you like me...
#DearFutureHusband I make the babies you do the diapers....
#DearFutureHusband I will not be making dinner in lingerie... But I can serve it that way until Jr. is at a age where he can retain memories...
#DearFutureHusband I want to be a housewife.. P.S. we will need a maid and a nanny... possibly a per diem cook...
#DearFutureHusband I love how you make me feel safe...
#DearFutureHusband Thanks for pretending not to hear me hack while I brush my teeth in the morning....
#DearFutureHusband love is an action verb and loving you is my favorite activity...
#DearFutureHusband I'm sorry about putting in Jr. in ballet classes if he wins a future reality show because of his talent you can have 10% of the prize money...
#DearFutureHusband no we can't have a threesome...
#DearFutureHusband I knew you'd be my future husband after knowing you for about a month... and it scared me shytless o_O...
#DearFutureHusband we'll have such pretty babies...
#DearFutureHusband I love dancing around the living room to old school RnB with you...
#DearFutureHusband I pretend to be sleep when you finally get in the bed and I snuggle up on you...
#DearFutureHusband I promise to cut out at least two of my weekly activities and actually spend some time at home...
#DearFutureHusband if modern science allows I'd love to share the responsibility of bringing our children into the world with you.. I do one.. You do one... Its only fair.
#DearFutureHusband I realize how lucky I am that you haven't figured out how flawed I am just yet...
#DearFutureHusband If you've figured out how flawed I am by now please read fine print of our marriage certificate.. Your stuck with me... Love ya!
So there it is 5% of what my FutureHusband should know. I had so much fun writing this after reading some of the ones people posted on Black and Bougie (ShoutOut to OneChele) I figured I'd let you guys in on the fun too...: What are some things you want your Future Wife or Future Husband to know..?
I laughed out loud reading some of these. They were hilarious... especially about sharing the child bearing process.. I agree it is only fair!!
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